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《暗黑3》强袭在即 玩家再掀“请假”热潮

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  倍受期待的暴雪大作《暗黑破坏神3》很快就将正式与玩家们见面了,许久的等待让很多人已经开始按捺不住跃跃欲试的心情,甚至已经开始有网友在各大论坛、贴吧热烈讨论“5月15日如何向老板/老师请假”的最佳方法。

《暗黑3》掀起玩家“请假”热潮《暗黑3》掀起玩家“请假”热潮

  其实,早在去年《暗黑3》开测之前,就有玩家在网上发起过相关的话题讨论,现在游戏即将发售,各种奇葩的请假理由更是伴随着大作的日渐临近的而层出不穷。下面就让我们一起来看看网友们天马行空的想象力吧!

  理由1:理由是我的女朋友蒙霜要产仔了~

  理由2:老板你的小二要生了。

  理由3:大姨妈到了~~~~~~~~~

  理由4:包皮手术,请假7天!

  理由5:胎位不正请假两星期。

  理由6:老大…我拉肚子…需请个假三天!不批就滚得死去活来!

  理由7:我妈怀孕了,我得去照顾我未来的孩子。

  理由8:我老婆生三胞胎了,所以我要请假!

  理由9:对不起,凤姐在叫我了。

  更神奇的是,甚至有国外的网友制作了名为“SORRY FOR MAY 15TH.”的《暗黑破坏神3》专用请假页面,只要选择请假对象“Boss”或“Girl Friend”即可自动生成一条非常强悍的令人无法拒绝的请假理由,并且提供了可以直接使用Email发送给对方的服务,真的是十分贴心啊!

外国网友制作请假理由自动生成页外国网友制作请假理由自动生成页

  其实关于如何请假玩游戏的问题,并不仅仅出现在这次即将发售的《暗黑3》,此前在《魔兽世界》更新“巫妖王”、“大地的裂变”资料片时,就有许多WOW玩家请假冲级,甚至不惜为此临时找人领证“骗休”婚假,真可谓是用心良苦了。

  好了,下面就让我们一起来看看外国玩家创造的为了《暗黑3》的请假理由吧,英文好的童鞋请自行翻译,英文不好的童鞋请去问英文好的童鞋。

  Tell my boss

  "Hey Boss. I think that it will be impossible for me to go to work today. My work clothes are broken and I have no money for repairs."

  "Yo Boss. I would really like to go to work today, but I can't. No more town portal."

  "Sorry Boss, I'm really sick so I can't go to work today. But don't worry, I found a new staff for you. An elite one."

  "Sorry Boss, but I won't be able to go work today... I've got cows to kill. Long story."

  "Hey Boss, I will probably be late a bit at work today. Cain asked me to stay a while longer."

  Tell my girl friend

  "Hey baby. About our evening together... Would you mind if we put it off until tomorrow? I have trouble digesting meat from the butcher. Wasn't that fresh..."

  "Baby... You know how much I love you right? I mean look at you.. You're the most amazing girl I know and you're so amazing that you won't ask questions on May 15 about what I'm doing. Love ya."

  "Hey honey. I know we are supposed to get married today, but I'm still looking for your ring. Can we put it off until tomorrow?"

  "Sorry babe, but I won't be able to bring you to restaurant tonight. I've been killed four times today. I'm out of gold."

  "Hey honey, remember the day I told you that one day I might disappear for a week or two? I finally know that day..."

  以上这些理由你会选择哪一个呢?新浪单机电视游戏官方微博也同时发起了相关投票,为你支持或打算使用的理由投上一票吧!

(文/弥可)

 


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