【新浪游戏专稿，未经授权禁止转载】

　　倍受期待的暴雪大作《暗黑破坏神3》很快就将正式与玩家们见面了，许久的等待让很多人已经开始按捺不住跃跃欲试的心情，甚至已经开始有网友在各大论坛、贴吧热烈讨论“5月15日如何向老板/老师请假”的最佳方法。

《暗黑3》掀起玩家“请假”热潮

　　其实，早在去年《暗黑3》开测之前，就有玩家在网上发起过相关的话题讨论，现在游戏即将发售，各种奇葩的请假理由更是伴随着大作的日渐临近的而层出不穷。下面就让我们一起来看看网友们天马行空的想象力吧！

　　理由1：理由是我的女朋友蒙霜要产仔了～

　　理由2：老板你的小二要生了。

　　理由3：大姨妈到了~~~~~~~~~

　　理由4：包皮手术，请假7天！

　　理由5：胎位不正请假两星期。

　　理由6：老大…我拉肚子…需请个假三天！不批就滚得死去活来！

　　理由7：我妈怀孕了，我得去照顾我未来的孩子。

　　理由8：我老婆生三胞胎了，所以我要请假！

　　理由9：对不起，凤姐在叫我了。

　　更神奇的是，甚至有国外的网友制作了名为“SORRY FOR MAY 15TH.”的《暗黑破坏神3》专用请假页面，只要选择请假对象“Boss”或“Girl Friend”即可自动生成一条非常强悍的令人无法拒绝的请假理由，并且提供了可以直接使用Email发送给对方的服务，真的是十分贴心啊！

外国网友制作请假理由自动生成页

　　其实关于如何请假玩游戏的问题，并不仅仅出现在这次即将发售的《暗黑3》，此前在《魔兽世界》更新“巫妖王”、“大地的裂变”资料片时，就有许多WOW玩家请假冲级，甚至不惜为此临时找人领证“骗休”婚假，真可谓是用心良苦了。

　　好了，下面就让我们一起来看看外国玩家创造的为了《暗黑3》的请假理由吧，英文好的童鞋请自行翻译，英文不好的童鞋请去问英文好的童鞋。

　　Tell my boss

　　"Hey Boss. I think that it will be impossible for me to go to work today. My work clothes are broken and I have no money for repairs."

　　"Yo Boss. I would really like to go to work today, but I can't. No more town portal."

　　"Sorry Boss, I'm really sick so I can't go to work today. But don't worry, I found a new staff for you. An elite one."

　　"Sorry Boss, but I won't be able to go work today... I've got cows to kill. Long story."

　　"Hey Boss, I will probably be late a bit at work today. Cain asked me to stay a while longer."

　　Tell my girl friend

　　"Hey baby. About our evening together... Would you mind if we put it off until tomorrow? I have trouble digesting meat from the butcher. Wasn't that fresh..."

　　"Baby... You know how much I love you right? I mean look at you.. You're the most amazing girl I know and you're so amazing that you won't ask questions on May 15 about what I'm doing. Love ya."

　　"Hey honey. I know we are supposed to get married today, but I'm still looking for your ring. Can we put it off until tomorrow?"

　　"Sorry babe, but I won't be able to bring you to restaurant tonight. I've been killed four times today. I'm out of gold."

　　"Hey honey, remember the day I told you that one day I might disappear for a week or two? I finally know that day..."

　　以上这些理由你会选择哪一个呢？新浪单机电视游戏官方微博也同时发起了相关投票，为你支持或打算使用的理由投上一票吧！

(文/弥可)

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编辑：弥可